February 2012
That awkward moment when you can't tell if this...
pregnat:
if you have dark hair and blue eyes please impregnate me
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
So appreciative that my parents raised me to be a...
Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
911- Hello, What is your emergency?
me- dear lord mother of joesph send an ambulance, send a firetruck, send the po-po, send the squad, send the fucking military.
911- Ma'am, what's wrong? Are you okay?
me- LIONSGATE IS MURDERING MY SOULLLL. make the tv spots stoooopp i can't handle it anymore, the pain!!!! i'm going to dddiiiieee.
911- *false alarm, everybody. it's the fifth fucking call from this fandom today.*
Me after seeing The Hunger Games
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Doctor: So it appears the laryngitis was caused by excessive screaming.
niggarella2:
How to lose a guy in 10 seconds starring me
Ellen Degeneres for President.
annefranksgasmask:
if laughing burns calories i should be like .00001 pound because i literally laugh every 2 seconds
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Just finished The Hunger Games Trilogy. GONNA GO...
sadrobotinabowlerhat:
Does OTP stand for “Oh, The Pain”?
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Go ahead...entertain me : )
DO IT
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
You have NO idea what you do to my heart.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
Things I am getting with my next paycheck:
MY CAR FIXED.
An oil change
iTunes gift card. I want MUSIC
My doggy some treats c:
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I will be broke
Life of a broke ass teen ~~
It's amazing how sometimes, no matter how much...
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Today something terrifyingly amazing happened.
I was at the bookstore, working the afternoon away, as always, when the topic of college came up and I’d mentioned to my boss that I had applied to this college on a whim because I saw they had a good biology program and got a $50,000 dollar scholarship over the course of 4 years, or $12,500 a year. But I didn’t think I was going to go there. And she got a little annoyed with me.
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Ash Wednesday or National Margarita day...... Hmm,...
